Welcome to a copywriter's attempt at coding a portfolio site from scratch.
What better way to start things off than with a bunch of text on the home page?
So, your first question, maybe: Why the LEGO bricks?
LEGO is the ultimate toy for creativity, I believe each one represents...
Just kidding. I like LEGO, okay? It's not that weird.
They do encourage creativity though, which is cool.
Your second question, hopefully, or I'm just talking to myself: Did you actually code this?
Yep. I don't want to be a one-trick pony.
I taught myself how, but spent a lot of time banging my head against a desk in the process. I'd then discover a period was in the wrong place.
Boy, do I hate periods sometimes
Anyway, I could continue to answer questions you may or may not actually have, or you could go check out my work and I could answer your real questions in person.
I vote the latter. Thanks for stopping by.
Oh... You kept going? But there was a blank slide...
You're one of those people who stay to watch the after-credits teasers, aren't you?
I don't know what you're expecting from this. There's nothing special past this point.
But, for real, I'd love for you to go check out my work now.
Wait, really?! You're still here? Why are you doing this?
Do you need a little guidance or something?
Here, see that orange LEGO up there? Please click it.
This time, I'm not kidding. Nothing else will come from going any further than the next slide.
Thanks for playing along. I hope to hear from you soon.
Thanks for playing along. I hope to hear from you soon.
Thanks for playing along. I hope to hear from you soon.
Thanks for playing along. I hope to hear from you soon.
Thanks for playing along. I hope to hear from you soon.
Thanks for playing along. I hope to hear from you soon.
Thanks for playing along. I hope to hear from you soon.
Thanks for playing along. I hope to hear from you soon.
Woooooooow! It took seven extra clicks, taps, or swipes to get here. Congrats, you are a special breed of person. I respect that.